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VCU held a “Diaper Derby” at halftime of Saturday’s game with Saint Joseph’s. That’s code for “racing babies”. The winner will receive a college scholarship from Virginia 529 and a Rodney the Ram teething ring (probably). In a post-race interview, the victor thanked her sponsors, Beaudreaux’s Butt Paste and Huggies, and says the recent addition of split peas to her diet allowed for a cleaner, more powerful methane fuel mix.