Judging by this awesome recruiting video, I’d say it’s just time for us all to pack up and go home. I mean, they have a volleyball player who can spike a ball literally straight to China and some guy blew up the moon. I, for one, am prepared for the new supreme rulers of Earth, the Benedictine Eagles.

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P.S.: Is it bad that I knew this song was Joe Satriani’s “Surfing with the Alien” without looking? Is that weird? Nobody even knows who Joe Satriani is.

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