XAVIER COACH AND FAMILY RECORD “CALL ME MAYBE” VID

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Do you think when Carly Rae Jepsen released her infectiously annoying bubble gum single “Call Me Maybe”, that eventually middle-aged basketball coaches would be releasing parodies of her breakout hit with a muppet riding shotgun? I’m guessing the execs at Interscope Records didn’t plan for this.

Literally like a week ago, I was gently urged not to make fun of opposing teams this season, but come on! I agreed at the time, but come on! Must…resist..urge…aaaarrrrrrggggg!

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In all seriousness, Chris Mack is obviously a cool dude who doesn’t take himself too seriously. I applaud the effort, even if I decry the song choice. I’m hearing Anthony Grant is planning to release his parody of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” the end of the week.

WAIT, THIS IS XAVIER’S MASCOT?

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I was totally on board with this move to the Atlantic 10 before today. But while browsing through this A-10 guide, I found out that this is Xavier’s mascot? What is the Blue Blob? He looks like the redheaded stepchild of Grimace. It’s as if Cookie Monster and the Philly Phanatic had a love child. He looks like a bean bag chair with hair. I’m not sure we can go through with this move now. I just can’t deal with this. My mind has been blown.

Xavier’s Blue Blob

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Geez, Xavier. You’re the Musketeers, the least you could do is dress a guy up to look like Charlie Sheen in The Three Musketeers.

#Musketeering

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