PARKING AT UNC MUST BE BRUTAL

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I must be tired. I accidentally hung up on Marv Albert earlier today. Marv, if you’re a fan of the blog, my bad.

A report came out recently that eight University of North Carolina football players accumulated 395 parking tickets. Um, what? I used to think I was the league leader in parking infractions, but clearly I’ve been outclassed. I’ve never had the boot put on my car (Scott Day has felt the wrath of the boot twice, I should add), but I still thought I was winning this. It’s tough to admit when you’re beat, but I’ve to tip my hat to the Heels.

My favorite part of the report is that receiver Greg Little had amassed 93 tickets with multiple cars that included nine different license plates. I’m sure there’s nothing going on there. Just a misunderstanding. By the way, Little was declared permanently ineligible in October for a separate issue.

OTHER GOODIES
Not sure I agree with some picks on this list, but here’s Yahoo’s Ten Greatest Athlete Movie Cameos. I still think Kareem should be No. 1.

I’m not even mad at these guys. Do you know how much a beer costs at a baseball game?

We haven’t announced it yet, but multiple people are reporting it, so the cat’s out of the bag. William & Mary’s Jamion Christian will be joining the VCU coaching staff. Judging from his work with the Tribe, he looks to be a recruiting wiz and a nice addition. He’ll replace Mike Jones, who was recently named the Head Basketball Coach at Radford.

Blaine Taylor has shaved his mustache. Is the end of an era? Did his ‘stache possess Sampson-like powers? Now the most famous facial hair in the CAA belongs to the inaccurately-named Tony Shaver of William & Mary.

DRAFT OBSERVATIONS FROM THE IRISH PUB

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Just got back from a long weekend in Atlantic City. Every year I meet up with some old newspaper buddies at The Irish Pub for a “guys weekend”. It’s one of those trips that’s sort of grandfathered in, so the wife still greenlights it every year despite the debauchery. It’s a great time, but also the most detached I’ll be all year from the rest of the world. For the most part, I wear out a path between the Pub and the Taj Mahal. I don’t take my laptop, which I normally take everywhere, and the only TV I watch is whatever the Pub has on (usually Phillies’ games and whatever is on ESPN). To make matters worse, I lost my cell phone battery on Saturday night/Sunday morning (don’t ask), so I haven’t been able to text or call anybody for a couple of days.

So, I’ve spent most of the morning catching up on the news. I saw about the first 10-12 picks of the NBA Draft on Thursday, but I had to text back and forth with Scott Day to find out that Jamie Skeen had not been drafted and that Charles Jenkins went to the Warriors in the mid-second round. After doing some reading, I have a few thoughts.

Skeen: Didn’t get drafted, which we knew was a possibility. I know a lot of Ram fans are probably upset about this, but I felt like Jamie had a pretty good chance of going undrafted. Once I saw that he measured at 6’6.5” without shoes and was said to not test well athletically, the writing was kind of on the wall. Jamie’s a classic tweener. He’s essentially a power forward trapped in a small forward’s body. His shooting ability is what separates him, but in order to play in the NBA, Jamie’s going to have to go from being a very good shooter to a great shooter. He’s not exactly the type of rugged, undersized small forward like Charles Barkley, so he’ll need to distinguish himself in some area and outside shooting is likely it. In most years I would expect Jamie to play in the NBA summer league and go to training camp with somebody, but the possible lockout means that Europe is highly likely.

Jenkins: I’m actually really surprised that Hofstra’s Jenkins fell all the way to No. 44. My unbiased (as unbiased as possible, anyway) is that Jenkins can absolutely play in the NBA. He’s rugged, strong, sees the floor well and can flat out score. I think he’s a steal for Golden State. No, he’s not the most athletic guard ever, but he’s better than some people think.

Chaisson Allen, Cam Long, etc.: I actually think Allen (of Northeastern) could play in the NBA. He does nearly everything well and is long. He could catch on somewhere. George Mason’s Cam Long, however, screams Europe to me. He was a nice player at Mason, but there’s nothing about him that distinguishes him from other NBA guards, in my opinion. For three years I kept hearing about how great Cam Long was going to be and in the end, he turned out to be a pretty good player on a very good team. I wish him well, however.

PS: The Irish Pub is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Seriously. You can only imagine how tired I am right now.

PSS: Dear guy on the boardwalk that I saw wearing a “Shaka The World” t-shirt, quality work. I thought there might be a moment there where you might be a reader of the blog. I thought there was a second there where there was a bit of a chin nod or something. If so, I appreciate it.

VCU ATHLETICS 2011: FROM A TO Z

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Andrea Barbour

A is for Anyaugo, Julia. For those of you not acquainted with the VCU Track & Field teams, Anyaugo became the first female thrower in school history to qualify for a postseason appearance. Anyaugo, who set a school record of 157’8’’ in the discus, placed 43rd at the NCAA East Preliminary in May. That’s more than 23 feet longer than the previous record, set in 2006. She’s only a junior, folks. Expect more soaring heavy frisbee tosses next season.

B is Barbour, Andrea. A transfer from Virginia Tech, Barbour was one of the biggest surprises this year for a team that needed a few. After hitting the floor in December, Barbour averaged 16.3 points, 5.6 rebounds, nearly three assists and better than two steals a game for the VCU women’s basketball team.  If not for an absolutely loaded All-CAA First Team this year, Barbour would have a nice plaque for her wall. Also considered: Bradford Burgess, Brandon Rozzell, Rob Brandenberg, Boom goes the dynamite.

C is for C-Hurt. Courtney Hurt is better known these days as C-Hurt, the rebounding, scoring robot sent from Planet Lovetron, home of Darrell Dawkins. An All-America Honorable Mention and All-CAA First Teamer, C-Hurt set school records in scoring (23.2 ppg), rebounding (12.4 rpg) and double-doubles (25). She led the nation in rebounding and double-doubles and was among 30 players selected to try out for the World University Games Team. Also considered: Clegg, Kelsie, CAA Tournament, Chicago and contract extension (see also, Shaka Smart).

D is for Dayton, Ohio. Every great journey begins somewhere and, if you don’t count Jamie Skeen jogging from Great Wraps to Ackell Residence Hall with buffalo sauce on his hands, then Dayton would be the start of VCU’s journey to basketball immortality. At the University of Dayton’s UD Arena, the Rams muddled through a stop-and-start contest to beat USC, 59-46 in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.

E is for ESPN, soon to be named Egg on your face SPorts Network. VCU’s march to the Final Four made the network’s trio of Ram critics Vitale, Bilas and Lunardi look like Larry, Moe and Curley. No criticism has looked so misguided since I told my friends that Michael Jordan couldn’t win championships because he shot the ball too much.

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KING OF WHAT?

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As regular readers of this blog may have surmised, I’m pretty tickled over the Dallas Mavericks’ victory last night to clinch the NBA Finals. Tickled. Like Elmo tickled. A Miami win in this series would’ve been the final insult in a dark chapter of my (and most of Cleveland’s) fandom, and I’m thrilled to not have to go down that path.

Frankly, I couldn’t have scripted it better. The mishmash Heat, two superstars, one pretty good ostrich and nine scrubs do not a championship team make. As the Heat faded, LeBron became more and more of a wallflower. Deferential and disinterested. Brian Cardinal now has more NBA Championship rings than “King” James, and Brian Cardinal should be teaching phys ed somewhere.

FYI, if you’re going to proclaim yourself The King and sport a Chosen 1 tattoo, you probably shouldn’t be folding in crunch time. If you’re going to hold a ridiculous celebration BEFORE THE SEASON EVEN STARTS, you should probably back it up with a title. Just an idea. Instead, you could argue that LeBron was the fifth best player in this series.

Sometimes, the sun even shines in Cleveland.

LINKS!!!
Brad Burgess is apparently turning some heads over at the Chris Paul Elite Camp. Brad has pretty much had an NBA body since he stepped on campus, it’s just a matter of him developing his game to match that frame. He’s still got a long road, but if he continues to progress like he did at the end of last year, there could be a future for him in The Association. He’ll be tested next season, that’s for sure. This is going to be Burgess’ team next year.

This newspaper apparently thinks the Miami Heat won last night.

Ryan Dempster kills this Harry Caray impersonation.

As Bill Simmons said last week, this video will now be funny forever.

INTRAMURAL KING
I’m relaying this story secondhand, but basically I’ve been told that Kyle LaFerriere, who is a photographer for the Commonwealth Times, asked Brandon Rozzell to join his intramural basketball team, and Brandon actually showed up and played in a couple of games last week. Apparently, Kyle’s team was kinda bad (sorry guys) and needed the help. Can you imagine rolling into a game and realizing that you’ve got to matchup with Brandon Rozzell? It’s like that episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns loads up his softball team with Major League ringers.

GREATEST. DAY. EVER.

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Things are really lining up for my birthday today. The Yankees were swept by the Red Sox last night. The Dallas Mavericks dropped another ‘L’ on LeBron (If Dallas wins this series, it will seriously rank in my top five of most satisfying sports events). Despite high school graduations at the Siegel Center, I pulled up and grabbed an outstanding (and legal!) parking spot. We’re off to a good start.

I’m generally opposed to working today, so I’ll keep it short. Here are some awesome links that are….awesome.

WHY THE MIAMI HEAT ARE NOT GREAT

Cubs manager Mike Quade is making a pitch to get VCU alum Sean Marshall on the National League All-Star team. In the past I’ve generally been opposed to setup guys being all stars, but the game is so specialized now, it’s probably time for me to come around. Plus, Sean is a super, super nice guy.

Eric Maynor, who I’m told is in town and promoting his birthday party (born, June 11, 1987), is scheduled to be on Sports Radio 910 today at around 3 p.m. with Wes McElroy. Website.

Jack White, formerly of the White Stripes, and his wife, Karen Elson are getting divorced…and throwing a party to celebrate.

Nyjer Morgan of the Milwaukee Brewers just gave the postgame interview of the season.

Meanwhile, this Dirk Nowitzki shirt is all kinds of awesome.

 

THURSDAY THURSDAY

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It’s a billion degrees outside, so best stay inside and check out these links.

Sports Illustrated’s Luke Winn is throwing Hofstra’s Charles Jenkins some love. Chuck can play in The Association, I’m telling you.

Dick Vitale also threw the Rams a bone the other day while discussing some storylines for next season.

Great story on ESPN.com about replacement players from the 1987 NFL strike.

In honor of Les Paul, you can play guitar on the Google logo today.

IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR

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A while back, as I was beginning my career in college athletics, I was talking shop with my uncle Paul, who is currently the athletic director at Colorado State and previously headed up Southern Illinois’ department, at some family function. It could’ve been Christmas or some fish fry. It doesn’t matter. Either way, the Kowalczyk’s were a couple of plates of pierogies deep and raiding the cooler of Genessee Light.

At one point, lamenting the struggles of CSU’s football and basketball programs, he said something to the effect of, “You can win all you want in other sports, but you’re judged on what your football and basketball teams do.”

Olympic sport boosters are sure to protest, but sadly, it’s the truth. Sure, we all feel good internally about big victories in other sports, but which truly energize and engage the great majority of students and alumni? At VCU, it’s men’s basketball, which doesn’t have to fight with a football team for attention.

With the exception of a few short periods, no VCU program has been able to fill “the football void”, something which may or may not actually exist. Baseball has enjoyed a great deal of success over the last 15 years, men’s and women’s tennis are national powerhouses, and men’s soccer looked to be a rising giant killer early in the last decade, but none have captured even a fraction of the adulation reserved for basketball.

It’s not impossible for an Olympic sport to generate buzz. I was at Penn State this year, where nearly 5,000 packed a humid, outdated – albeit strategically retrofitted – Rec Hall for a volleyball match. Yes, Penn State has won four straight national championships, but we’re discussing possibilities here. Lacrosse draws huge crowds in Baltimore every year for that sport’s Final Four.  Nearby Virginia averaged 3,300 for lacrosse home games this season and helped VCU set a state record when more than 5,400 poured into The Diamond for a baseball game this year. It’s possible. Figuring out how to do it is the Rubik’s Cube of college athletics. If Walker, Texas Ranger can stay on the air for nine seasons, surely we can find a way.

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WHAT’S AHEAD? BUTLER, GEORGE MASON PROVIDE CLUES

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The total impact of VCU’s stunning run to the Final Four, financially and otherwise, will likely not be known for years. But history says the changes come from all angles and the shockwaves of such success can be felt for a long time.

In the coming months, studies will likely be commissioned to measure the impact of VCU’s incredible March, but we can draw some conclusions from George Mason’s Final Four appearance in 2006, as well as Butler’s rush to the National Championship Game against Duke in 2010. George Mason is of similar size and also plays in the Colonial Athletic Association. Butler, like Mason and VCU, is considered a “mid-major” athletic program, an informal designation often applied to schools that operate outside the six most prominent Division I conferences.

Dr. Robert Baker, director of the Center for Sport Management at George Mason, released his study, The Business of Being Cinderella in 2008. The study sought to examine the economic and social impacts of the Patriots’ Final Four appearance at the University, across the board.

Following its Final Four berth, George Mason saw admissions inquiries jump 350 percent. The school’s athletics website, GoMason.com, received a 503 percent spike in hits during March 2006.

Additionally, the school’s fundraising arm, the Patriot Club, reported a 52 percent increase over the previous year, while average attendance at the Patriot Center rose more than 50 percent (4,533 to 6,834) from the 2005-06 to the 2006-07 campaign.

The amount of media attention VCU garnered this year was unprecedented. In addition to grabbing headlines on major sports websites ESPN.com, SI.com, CBSSports.com and others, the Rams appeared on numerous sports talk radio shows, including the Jim Rome Show, the Dan Patrick Show and the Scott Van Pelt Show. Joey Rodriguez appeared on Lopez Tonight on TBS. But what is all of that worth?

Baker estimated that in 2006, George Mason generated an estimated $677,474,659 million in free media coverage. That means, if Mason wanted to purchase the same amount of advertising space on television, in print and on the internet, the price tag would be nearly $680 million.

Similarly, Butler’s study estimated the publicity value of its 2010 NCAA Tournament run at nearly $640 million, including $100 million for the championship game alone. The study valued internet publicity at more than $450 million. The Bulldogs also noted a 25 percent increase in season ticket sales in 2010-11.

While the short-term benefits of the Final Four can be a boom for any school, the question often becomes, “What are the long-term effects?” Baker says that VCU and others can expect to see positives for years to come.

“In terms of some of the lasting impression, we haven’t seen really any backward movement in terms of donations and attendance even,” Baker said. “Whether they’re still directly traceable to that experience…what the administration would probably say is that they were able to capitalize on it and maximize the opportunity.”

That last point is critical, Baker says. Schools need to be prepared to use the exposure gained through the Final Four. Universities with a clear vision will benefit significantly.

“We were already doing some things and on an upward trajectory as a university,” Baker said. “I don’t know if it changed any course of direction but it lit a fire and sped it up.”

NO HEIGHT REQUIREMENT

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It’s always a crappy feeling when somebody else beats you to the punch on something. I realize Jose Juan Barea is a few years out of college, but how did we not think of a t-shirt like this for Joey Rodriguez? Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

FROM THE DAY COUCH TO YOUR LIVING ROOM

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I’ve been trying to put together a list of interesting moments/places/things from my travels this year for the last five hours, only to get continually sidetracked by…work. So, in the meantime, I’ve got Scott Day firing off solid blog items from his couch with his newborn son. Keep em coming, Scotty.

You knew this would happen, right? After Oregon’s court forest and Central Arkansas’ purple and gray football field, it was only a matter of time before Towson put Tiger stripes on its floor. Don’t worry, Ram fans, somebody already beat us to the punch on Ram horns. I can’t wait for ODU to design its court after a king of diamonds.

In other CAA news, would you like to buy Jim Larranaga’s house?

Also, here’s a clip of Jamie Skeen nailing a hook shot during his workout for the New Jersey (Brooklyn someday!) Nets the other day.

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